Hear ye, hear ye! You are cordially invited to join us for a merry outing to the grand spectacle of the Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament. Your ticket grants you passage upon a private carriage to and from the grand castle, entry to a thrilling two-hour live tournament, a banner to cheer on your favored knight, and a sumptuous four-course feast fit for royalty. Miss not this chance to revel in merriment with your fellow residents!
The carriage shall depart at the hour of five o'clock. The castle gates open at six o'clock, welcoming guests to explore its wondrous halls, capture memories, and visit the taverns and shops of fine wares. The tournament shall commence at seven o'clock, with the feast to follow soon thereafter.